HOW TO FAKE BEING INTO JAZZ

sostark:

rachelsbrain:

brendashares:

aleckss:

bonerparty:

Boner Party drops knowledge every once in a while.

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1. Take the first name of your high school, and the last name of your favorite sitcom character. For example, “Pioneer Bundy” or “Abraham Seinfeld”.

2. Get “really” into them.

3. Allude in conversation “I am really into _____”.

4. Watch in amazement as everyone else is ALSO into them.

5. Congratulations.

HAHA - I’m really into Triton Cohen, but only his early stuff.

Is that Seth or Sandy?

I’d bet money it’s Sandy. Meanwhile, “Catholic Hill” doesn’t really have a believable ring to it… damn.

I’m really into Holy Bluth, but only the middle stuff.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I’m really into “Moses Jordan”.

  1. thegoodlige reblogged this from ronworkman
  2. wizardishungry reblogged this from sostark and added:
    I’m really into “Moses Jordan”.
  3. lady88 reblogged this from nedhepburn
  4. sostark reblogged this from rachelsbrain and added:
    Boner Party drops knowledge every once in a while. _____...1. Take the first name of your...
  5. rachelsbrain reblogged this from brendashares and added:
    I’d bet money it’s Sandy. Meanwhile, “Catholic Hill” doesn’t really have a believable ring to it… damn.
  6. flax reblogged this from syl and added:
    1. Take the first name of your high school, and the last name of your favorite sitcom character. For example, “Pioneer...
  7. brendashares reblogged this from aleckss and added:
    Is that Seth or Sandy?
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