HOW TO FAKE BEING INTO JAZZ
Boner Party drops knowledge every once in a while.
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1. Take the first name of your high school, and the last name of your favorite sitcom character. For example, “Pioneer Bundy” or “Abraham Seinfeld”.
2. Get “really” into them.
3. Allude in conversation “I am really into _____”.
4. Watch in amazement as everyone else is ALSO into them.
5. Congratulations.
HAHA - I’m really into Triton Cohen, but only his early stuff.
Is that Seth or Sandy?
I’d bet money it’s Sandy. Meanwhile, “Catholic Hill” doesn’t really have a believable ring to it… damn.
I’m really into Holy Bluth, but only the middle stuff.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I’m really into “Moses Jordan”.